CAN YOU HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP IN THE BIKE COMMUNITY?

I know this will create some traction and rightfully so. I decided to jump into this for a plethora of reasons. I am a member of a coed motorcycle club. I would consider myself a busty black female biker. I tend to accentuate my assets and find nothing wrong with doing this. Well my man is a biker too. He is very laid back and we trust each other so we don’t have issues. He doesn’t let the attention bother him. However, that ain’t the case with others on the set. Most black biker chicks and black bikers tend to change mates like changing our oil on our bikes. Like every 3000 to 5000 miles. I won’t get into the relationships with non riders at this time. I will save this topic for another time.

For those of you who have someone that your want to get rid of follow these steps:

  1. Start calling your girlfriend/boyfriend by your ex’s name.
  2. Never ask how their day went. Talk about yourself all the time. Whenever possible, admire yourself in the mirror. Make sure they see this!
  3. Leave telephone numbers and notes from other men/women all over the place. They can be fake numbers, who cares.
  4. Eat lots and lots of garlic. The objective is to smell bad at the same.
  5. Drink lots and lots of beer or Petron. Staying drunk will increase the probability of losing them.
  6. Go several days without showering or getting dressed. Don’t ask them out, just let things go!
  7. Make a point to act like you’re sleep and talk about someone they hate.

Okay I want to ask for your suggestions and we can compile a great list to share with each other. I look forward to your feedback. I can wait…yummy.

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